I am not Wil Wheaton

So, at an audition for The Chase last week, a fellow auditionee asked me if we’d met somewhere before.
“Have you ever been to Southport,” I asked.
“No. Never.”
“Erm, some people have commented that I look like Wil Wheaton.”
A look of delight crossed his face followed swiftly by a crushing disappointment as it sank in that he wasn’t actually sat next to his idol auditioning for a gameshow.
Compounded by another auditionee chirping in with glee. “Yes, it’s Wil Wheaton.”
No. I’m afraid not. And as you can see from the photo above, there is absolutely no resemblance between Wil and myself.